How Long to Read The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire

How Long Does it Take to Read The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire?

It takes the average reader 7 hours and 2 minutes to read The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire by Blake R. Wolfe

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

I was just a normal cow until a fae curse changed the course of my life... After incurring the wrath of the fairy HOA, my life was changed forever. On my first outing to a nearby town with my owner, I found myself tied up to a strange metal stick. Without a thought, I wrapped my big ole cow tongue around it and tried to get myself loose. Instead of finding freedom, I ended up pulling a legendary sword from a stone. The moment it touched my cow lips, I could speak and think like a hooman. Now everyone has abandoned me, telling me I've been infected by something called 'Destiny'. Not only that, the evil owner of Hamazon, Geoff Geezos, is hot on my tail, trying to get me to join his board of directors. But the moment I tell him no he swears and oath to take me down. With the help of my friends (a non-magic wizard, a not-a-centaur, and a barbarian bunny girl) I have to trek across the world in search of Cowmelot to take my place as the one and true king before evil can take my place. I hate all of this. WARNING: You are about to embark on a ridiculous journey full of swears, innuendo, blatant almost copyright infringement, and nonsensical cow musings. This book is one of the most ridiculous things ever written and you'll probably laugh too hard to actually read. So good luck and may the odds be kinda in your favor.

How long is The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire?

The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire by Blake R. Wolfe is 421 pages long, and a total of 105,671 words.

This makes it 142% the length of the average book. It also has 129% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 9 hours and 37 minutes to read The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire aloud.

What Reading Level is The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire?

The Quest for Cowmelot: An LGBTQ+ Arthurian Fantasy Satire is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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