How Long to Read The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers

How Long Does it Take to Read The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers?

It takes the average reader 4 hours to read The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers by Dawn Dais

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

They’re getting bigger. And you’re not getting any more sleep. Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is – again – offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge. Chapters include: You Suck at This. It’s not just your imagination. Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult. Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma’s a bitch. Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor. Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick. This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones. Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices. Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: “Why didn’t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?”

How long is The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers?

The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers by Dawn Dais is 240 pages long, and a total of 60,000 words.

This makes it 81% the length of the average book. It also has 73% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 27 minutes to read The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers aloud.

What Reading Level is The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers?

The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers?

The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers by Dawn Dais is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.

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