How Long to Read The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips

How Long Does it Take to Read The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 29 minutes to read The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips by Caleb Spalding Atwood

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Literally Billions of Quips, in the Worlds First Quip Thesaurus title has to be the most preposterous claim in history, excepting, of course, claims that Obamacare will reduce costs, etc. Whats shocking, is that the Quip Thesaurus explains how to create literally billions of quips in the first two dozen pages, coupled with another dozen pages in an appendix. Even with a mere two billion, thats an average in excess of 55.5 million per page. Atwood distinguishes quips from jokes on the basis of their objectives. The difference between them, he maintains, is that the objective of jokes is to get laughs while the objective of quips is to express opinions. He advocates employing alliteration and rhyme in quips because, they are the music of language that increase the likelihood that opinions will make impressions, have staying power and be repeated. Insofar as the sub-title Resource for writers when good enough isnt is concerned, extensive lists of verbs, adverbs and adjectives sans, definitions listed alphabetically in Quip Thesaurus appendices for creating quips, are convenient resources for anyone looking for the most effective words to express themselves or anxious to confirm those they have in mind are the most effective. All such words are in dictionaries, of course, but wading hundreds of thousands of definitions in tiny print to find them can be a tedious, tiresome and time-consuming task.

How long is The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips?

The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips by Caleb Spalding Atwood is 205 pages long, and a total of 52,275 words.

This makes it 69% the length of the average book. It also has 64% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 45 minutes to read The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips aloud.

What Reading Level is The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips?

The World’S First Quip Thesaurus with Literally Billions of Quips is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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