How Long to Read Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga

By Todd Alexander

How Long Does it Take to Read Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga?

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 20 minutes to read Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga by Todd Alexander

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Once I was the poster boy for corporate success, but now I’m crashing through the bush in a storm in search of a missing pig. How the hell did we end up here? Todd and Jeff have had enough of the city. Sick of the daily grind and workaday corporate shenanigans, they throw caution to the wind and buy 100 acres in the renowned Hunter Valley wine region, intent on living a golden bucolic life and building a fabulous B&B, where they can offer the joys of country life to heart-weary souls. Todd will cook, Jeff will renovate. They have a vineyard, they can make wine. They have space, they can grow their own food. They have everything they need to make their dreams come true. How hard can it be? ‘This joyously honest account will make you laugh till it hurts, and you’ll shed more than a few tears while being captivated by Todd, Jeff and their menagerie of loveable animals’ Bradley Trevor Greive AM, international bestselling author of The Blue Day Book and Penguin Bloom

How long is Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga?

Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga by Todd Alexander is 320 pages long, and a total of 80,000 words.

This makes it 108% the length of the average book. It also has 98% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 7 hours and 17 minutes to read Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga aloud.

What Reading Level is Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga?

Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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