How Long to Read Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits

How Long Does it Take to Read Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits?

It takes the average reader 6 hours and 55 minutes to read Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits by James O. Robinson

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Real-life twits, nitwits, and misfits (TNMs) tend to annoy, antagonize, and alienate anyone with whom they associate. They can't help it. But the fictional oddball personalities featured in Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits - the book - could never inflict real-life trauma on anyone. So they're safe, and often even amusing, for the book's readers to hang out with page to page. TNM's behavioral patterns and habits often overlap and interlace. Even the author can't always distinguish twits from nitwits and misfits. That's because twits often behave like nitwits. Then, with minimal practice and some coaxing, they morph easily into lifelong societal misfits. The few average Joes depicted in this book are, of course, readily recognizable as welcome company. As an aside, the person who composed this book's foreword appears to be working at cross-purposes with the book's author. Although usually (ostensibly) written to tout a book's own merits, this foreword tends instead to tout and extensively catalogue it's own writer's talent, experience, and accomplishments. But, whatever the purpose, readers may believe this foreword could have been written by one of the fictional twits, nitwits, or misfits (or perhaps even one of the average Joes on a bad day) who populate the book itself. This book's 82 vignettes introduce a minihorde of dysfunctional or malfunctioning males and females. Desperation, turmoil, strife, conflict, despair, and instability - but thankfully, not yet pestilence - burden or perhaps even seem to overwhelm or traumatize their lives. Included among the book's dozens of fictional, difficult-to-cope-with characters are: Two sets of cross-dressing spouses... A 350-lb giant with chronic fatigue syndrome... Harry the Heister, who doubles as a panhandling pickpocket and a pickpocketing panhandler... Eddie Rostovitch and his very serious foot fetish... A horny goat-weed addict... The woman who wants to stuff her dead husband... The Hindu guru who likes to watch his female clients bathe... The profoundly deaf ornithologist and his beloved prattle birds... An assassin who fears his wife more than he fears his pursuers... Reverend Owen J. Underwood, the mysterious and ever-elusive cleric... The world's oldest skipper... The fugitive who sought oblivion in Bolivia... Two Cretins who loathed each other... AND the blockbuster life of a dynamic, well-educated Hollywood movie producer/director. In writing this book, the author sought opportunities to purge the make-believe scenarios, pure fantasies, and fleeting images that have long dwelled in segments of his fully cooked psyche. That's where his flights of fancy have floated untended and largely ignored for decades. He aimed to create lighthearted, whimsical, and (when it seemed opportune) politically incorrect narratives that would afford readers glimpses into the fictional lives of oddball personalities mired in trying circumstances that could become overwhelming. Readers of Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits can readily determine whether the author realized his goals.

How long is Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits?

Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits by James O. Robinson is 406 pages long, and a total of 103,936 words.

This makes it 137% the length of the average book. It also has 127% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 9 hours and 27 minutes to read Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits aloud.

What Reading Level is Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits?

Twits, Nitwits, and Misfits is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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