How Long to Read 'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte'

By Graham Nash

How Long Does it Take to Read 'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte'?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 50 minutes to read 'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte' by Graham Nash

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Graham Nash is a Professional Reflexologist and part-time presenter on Britain's smallest commercial radio station - Two Loch Radio - in north west Scotland. He travelled to Switzerland 30 years ago attached to a school party and made a fool of himself at Basel station. Scarred, he hadn't been abroad since. Wife, Val, crossed the Channel in a Force 9 gale to attend an agricultural show in Paris in 1982. Didn't get placed and hadn't been abroad since. Rory is the scarred teenage offspring of the above scarred parents and had never been abroad. Pooling their dearth of travel experiences, adding a total lack of camping knowledge and a criminal lack of foreign language skills, the three Nash's embarked on a three month-long ramble around Europe in their motor home - 'Harvey the RV' - in the Spring of 2010. Their 'Graham and Val's Mid Life Crisis Tour 2010' took them through ten countries in 100 days. During their epic voyage they immersed themselves - which is to say, drowned - in the languages they encountered, attempted a collective nervous breakdown in Italy, observed role-play sex education in a German swimming pool, stayed on an Austrian campsite managed by Stewart Grainger, scootered down a Swiss alp, became ensnared in the Brugge cycle grand-prix and enjoyed several incomprehensible conversations with restaurant waiters - one of which resulted in a meal concluding with a glass of warm milk. 'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte' is the hilarious day-by-day account of their 6000 mile trip, the only part of which was planned was the return ferry crossing to and from Calais. Their motto? 'Look stupid, act stupid, speak rubbish'; and they did!

How long is 'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte'?

'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte' by Graham Nash is 230 pages long, and a total of 57,500 words.

This makes it 78% the length of the average book. It also has 70% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read 'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte' Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 14 minutes to read 'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte' aloud.

What Reading Level is 'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte'?

'Un Portion of Chips, Bitte' is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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