How Long to Read Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey

How Long Does it Take to Read Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey?

It takes the average reader and 32 minutes to read Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey by Jim Lopez

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

One man cannot mobilize the spontaneous capacity of the masses. A vigorous fuck with a stiff upper lip in a sprawling mess, bubbling at a critical temperature in a pot of jig-a-boo soup, was the day Old One Eye went to the Musky Optometrist and saw the world for the first time with two eyes. Mutants understood that the Nightmare of Recrimination was the mere unfolding of a story about a mutant who dreamt of uniting with a life partner. The days of naught, of nil, the center of nothing, without quantity, without quality, deficient in value, a world devoid of genius characterizing the disfigurement of form, and the lack of imagination and inspiration infected Vinnie Bang Bang and the Chemical Punk Monkey's Generation Pb82. The signifying of the mythical magnitude of the Zenithal, the Zeitgeist of Zero, the supreme deity, Mr. Zig-Zag, brother to Zeus, in The Years of Zilch, where friends had the decency to be alienated, resembling broken eggs devoid of any yolk: signifiers that the Wild Life was the ever so rare Exotic Life. To live in the world, which adorned its lapels with the emblematic avatar "SCR" (Social Construction of Reality), one learned to reduplicate behavior, things, that which was best in a person in order to succeed. Getting a cock in the ass was nothing more than a cotton swab wound that helped a mutant see the world through the eyes of the projectionist, who spent his evenings pulling his mudskipping pud-stump in the back of the theater; that is to say, God had become a cynical masturbator.

How long is Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey?

Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey by Jim Lopez is 32 pages long, and a total of 8,064 words.

This makes it 11% the length of the average book. It also has 10% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes and 44 minutes to read Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey aloud.

What Reading Level is Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey?

Vinnie Bang Bang & the Chemical Punk Monkey is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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