How Long to Read Wanker

How Long Does it Take to Read Wanker?

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 50 minutes to read Wanker by Ted Polhemus

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

PLEASE NOTE: this novel contains lots of pervy, kinky sex stuff (more than you'll get in those Fifty Shades books for sure), helpful hints for doing your taxes, startling revelations about the afterlife, the first comprehensive Theory Of Everything, the possibility (however remote) of redemption and an excellent recipe for turkey and broccoli stir-fry with garlic and ginger. What more could you want? WARNING: This is a book for adults. All characters are and are represented as over 18. All sex acts depicted are consensual. WARNING: If it's sure-fire, one-hand reading, get-you-off erotic stimulation you're after, then Wanker probably isn't what you're looking for - like a lot of real-life sex, Wanker is dark comedy bordering on tragic farce. It's Spring 2003 - President George W. Bush has declared 'Mission Accomplished' in Iraq, 99% of the human genome has been sequenced, the last signal has been received from the Pioneer 10 spacecraft which is 12 billion kilometres from earth and some people just can't stop looking at internet porn . . .

How long is Wanker?

Wanker by Ted Polhemus is 350 pages long, and a total of 87,500 words.

This makes it 118% the length of the average book. It also has 107% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Wanker Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 7 hours and 58 minutes to read Wanker aloud.

What Reading Level is Wanker?

Wanker is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Wanker?

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