How Long to Read Warped Side Joke Book

How Long Does it Take to Read Warped Side Joke Book?

It takes the average reader 6 hours and 20 minutes to read Warped Side Joke Book by Rex White

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Caution!!! This book is full of jokes that may cause improper body functions. If you hyperventilate easily you may need to read the book with a paper bag over your mouth and nose. If you have problems controlling your urine or stool you should try the adult diaper of read the jokes in the bathroom. If you release gas easily, you need to get two or three cans of disinfectant spray. Two cans are generally enough but the third can is nice if you happen to think of one of the jokes later. If your pucker string weakens and gas starts passing freely in a steady flow, stop reading, don't look for a book mark, get away from the book, you've read too much. Take a tablespoon of cat poop in your mouth and hold it till your butt draws up. Put book in locked safe for six months. If you've had surgery in the past five years read only one joke a day till complete. If you hyperventilate, cough, and pass gas at the same time, elevate head, call 911. Slobbering or foaming at the mouth is generally a sign of a good, healthy laugh. When you complete the book, you will probably want to smoke and then take a nap. This joke book is for seasoned veterans and not for rookies. If you are nervous put the book down and walk away. Don't look back. If you buy the book, make sure you have access to a cat. You have been warned and the author has been relieved of all responsibilities of improper body functions.

How long is Warped Side Joke Book?

Warped Side Joke Book by Rex White is 380 pages long, and a total of 95,000 words.

This makes it 128% the length of the average book. It also has 116% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Warped Side Joke Book Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 8 hours and 39 minutes to read Warped Side Joke Book aloud.

What Reading Level is Warped Side Joke Book?

Warped Side Joke Book is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Warped Side Joke Book?

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