How Long to Read Weird Golf

How Long Does it Take to Read Weird Golf?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 15 minutes to read Weird Golf by Dave Donelson

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Tongue firmly in cheek, Dave Donelson tells some of the strangest stories in golf. Like the grudge match at Pebble Beach between Superman and Batman. Meet the golf pro who sold his soul to the devil and the werewolf who makes a run at the Grand Slam. And don't forget the guy who can cure your slice if you'll only let him bite your neck. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you might even throw up your dinner, but Weird Golf will make you think twice about teeing it up at twilight.Golf has so much more to offer than hushed fairways and perfectly-trimmed greens. For golfers with open and slightly-twisted minds, there are also blue gnomes that read putts, ghosts with golf tips, and witches you never, ever want to play through. These 18 stories by veteran golf writer Dave Donelson will help you push aside your long-drive ego, peel back your putter-shaking id, and expose the goofy golfer deep inside.Yuri Shoots Par – Learn golf and shoot par in seven days? No problem for Yuri the extra-terrestrial.Screaming Blue Yips – When an irritable blue gnome reads your putts, you better pay attention.Grand Slam – Bobby Jones did it, Tiger Woods almost did it, now a werewolf shoots for the moon.A Rant And Ramble Into The Origins Of Golf – Forget the Scots. If you want to know where golf came from, check the Garden of Eden.By The Rules – A caddie's view of how the game should be played and what happens to those who break the rules.Superhero Grudge Match – It's a supercharged slugfest when Batman meets Superman on the first tee at Pebble Beach. Choker – When you're in the club championship, make sure you don't bit off more than you can chew.Moon Golf – The stakes are astronomical when the fate of the universe hangs on a golf match on the far side of the moon.A Not-So-Brief History Of Golf Time – The real reasons golf is played at glacier speed.The View From The Mountain – A teaching pro with ambition meets the hottest guru in the business.Night Putting – Twilight golf is not only cheaper, it's deadlier.Better Ball – When the club two-man title is at stake, be sure to choose your teammate carefully.Balderwhipple – Double double, toil and trouble, bogeys burn and hazards bubble. Would you Care to play through?Bald Peter's Pond – A personal injury lawyer learns the hard way to listen to his caddie's advice.Three Club Advantage – Do the numbers and you might discover you don't really need a bag full of clubs.Ben Hogan's Secret – There's only one way to learn the golf legend's secret, but when you do it's probably too late.Lost Ball At Hemlock Hills – Every public links golfer dreams of belonging to a fancy-schmanzy private club, although the initiation fees can kill you.As Time Goes By – When a golf fanatic enters a time warp, he leaves behind more than a golf widow.

How long is Weird Golf?

Weird Golf by Dave Donelson is 248 pages long, and a total of 63,984 words.

This makes it 84% the length of the average book. It also has 78% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Weird Golf Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 49 minutes to read Weird Golf aloud.

What Reading Level is Weird Golf?

Weird Golf is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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