How Long to Read Welcome Thieves

How Long Does it Take to Read Welcome Thieves?

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 8 minutes to read Welcome Thieves by Sean Beaudoin

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

“Funny and propulsive” short stories blending black humor and sharply intelligent imagination (Sam Lipsyte, author of The Fun Parts). In twelve virtuosic stories, Sean Beaudoin trains his absurdist’s eye on the ridiculous perplexities of adult life. From muddling through after the apocalypse (“Base Omega Has Twelve Dictates”) to the knowing smirk of “You Too Can Graduate with a Degree in Contextual Semiotics,” Beaudoin’s stories are edgy and profane, bittersweet and angry, bemused and sardonic. Yet they’re always tinged with heart. The author of Wise Young Fool, The Infects, and You Killed...

How long is Welcome Thieves?

Welcome Thieves by Sean Beaudoin is 304 pages long, and a total of 77,216 words.

This makes it 103% the length of the average book. It also has 94% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Welcome Thieves Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 7 hours and 1 minute to read Welcome Thieves aloud.

What Reading Level is Welcome Thieves?

Welcome Thieves is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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