It takes the average reader 2 hours and 53 minutes to read You Kids Quit Pooping on the Lawn! by Chris Morton
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Braised hippo tonsils. Whirling visionary Pentecostal dancers. Aliens. Accordions. Strange piles on the lawn. With gentle humor and a keen eye for deeper meaning, a simple man takes on the world swirling around him in a series of short essays. From family life and the terrors of fatherhood to the perils of hunting camp exorcisms, the essays are funny, poignant, sincere, occasionally bizarre, and always entertaining.
You Kids Quit Pooping on the Lawn! by Chris Morton is 172 pages long, and a total of 43,344 words.
This makes it 58% the length of the average book. It also has 53% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 56 minutes to read You Kids Quit Pooping on the Lawn! aloud.
You Kids Quit Pooping on the Lawn! is suitable for students ages 10 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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