How Long to Read You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older

How Long Does it Take to Read You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 58 minutes to read You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older by Hunter S. Fulghum

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

How many times have you heard someone utter the phrase "You're not getting older, you're getting better"? Well, not anymore! You're getting older . . . and here's the book to illustrate just how old you are. Maybe there is some small measure of truth in that phrase, but only if you can ignore worn-out knees, failing eyesight, having the sex appeal of a red cabbage, hair loss (or growth-in all the wrong places), menopause, arthritis, osteoporosis . . . Life as you knew it-parties, spontaneity, climbing a flight of stairs, fun-is over. No, you are not getting better. You are getting older, slowly, painfully, irrevocably. In no time at all, you'll be ready to hang a DOA tag on your big toe in preparation of the coroner's arrival. You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older comes complete with DOA toe tags (enough to go around, since all your friends are old, too) and handy drawings illustrating your aging body and the predicaments it gets you into as it grows older.

How long is You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older?

You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older by Hunter S. Fulghum is 116 pages long, and a total of 29,696 words.

This makes it 39% the length of the average book. It also has 36% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 42 minutes to read You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older aloud.

What Reading Level is You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older?

You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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