How Long to Read Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real!
By Adam R. Lucas
How Long Does it Take to Read Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real!?
It takes the average reader and 54 minutes to read Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real! by Adam R. Lucas
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Description
PARENTAL WARNING: This is only a children's book if you want it to be. I regret nothing. From the mind of Adam R. Lucas comes this brand new way of telling your children the harsh truth about Christmas... all while learning mommy and daddy's favorite words! Join tiny Jimmy on his quest to catch Santa in his tracks on Christmas Eve! Of course... there's just one flaw: there's no such thing! So, like the horrible beings we are, we will watch Jimmy slowly, but surely, die on the inside when he finds out the truth. It's been his parents... the whole time. PARENTAL WARNING: This is only a...
How long is Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real!?
Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real! by Adam R. Lucas is 54 pages long, and a total of 13,716 words.
This makes it 18% the length of the average book. It also has 17% more words than the average book.
How Long Does it Take to Read Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real! Aloud?
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 14 minutes to read Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real! aloud.
What Reading Level is Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real!?
Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real! is suitable for students ages 8 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.
Where Can I Buy Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real!?
Hey, Kids! You've Been Lied to: Santa's Not F***ing Real! by Adam R. Lucas is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.
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