How Long to Read Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green

How Long Does it Take to Read Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 42 minutes to read Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green by Billy Bob Stromberg

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

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COOKING OIL FUEL AND SUPER GREEN WATER INJECTION FOR GAS OR DIESEL EXPLANATION FOR Y'ALL YANKEES A few years ago us hill folk noticed that lots of y'all Yankees were spending more money to run a diesel on biodiesel than it would cost to run it on diesel fuel, more or less. And y'all spent lots of time on it also. Then selfish yuppies started to lie and say that there is no longer any used cooking oil available so they could have it for themselves. And then the fanatics got involved and northern folk ended up a frettin and fussin and throwing good money after bad, to save money that was then waisted elsewhere. Gall darn, shucks and wee doggies, there is a better way and us hillbillies have it down pat. Y'all knowd that we must find the cheapest way to do everything 'cause them thar carpet baggers keep us broke as a cheap fishing line. Besides we got all that skill from building stills and we don't waist it. Long ago the engineers at Mercedes Benz done invented a way to run a diesel on cooking oil that is super cheap and easy so we done copied it and put it in this here book. And then we put lots O' other things in the book that help with gas mileage and with pollution control. Diesels especially run dirty and pollute and we got the solution fer that too. In fact, every diesel needs special water injection to clean it up and we give out that info as well. And we do it the fastest and cheapest way (about $25). And we also tell what y'all need to know about that rumor about running cars on the hydrogen and oxygen from water. Of all the methods ours is the greenest. Hell, we live in the woods so we want to keep our hills clean and green. We done put all this here hillbilly skill, and much more, on the INTERNET, complete with about ten million hillbilly jokes (and Yankee jokes) and the site went viral. But then some carpetbagger hacked us and took down the site. Well shucks, us hill folk ain't that easy to stop so we put everything from the book and the web site into this here book so y'all can learn about our secrets and meet our crew. Becky Sue is our head diesel mechanic whenever she's not entertaining rednecks in the hay loft and we think you'll love her down home wisdom. SERIOUSLY FOLKS WE HAVE THE CHEAPEST AND EASIEST WAY TO RUN ON COOKING OIL AND NEVER MIND OUR DOWN HOME HUMOR. WE GIVE YOU ALL OUR TRICKS PLUS THE WISDOM OF THE MERCEDES BENZ ENGINEERS THAT EVERYONE ELSE DONE FORGOT. ITS EASY AND VERY CHEAP, WE GUARANTEE IT. If you run a diesel or if you are serious about fixin pollution or about increasing gas mileage you can't afford not to buy this here book. You all ready know us hillbillies are the best mechanics so take advantage of us. We'll even let ya taste our white lighting if'n y'all come a visitin. And never mind our humor this here book is serious as a heart attack and ready to apply to your diesel or to improve your gas mileage. The Book includes everything from our web site plus our book and down home wisdom in that order so start reading. Then you can enlighten your friends as well. Here's how it all appeared on the net and then later the book we sent out. Be sue you read to the end so you can get all the green info. See y'all down on the farm. Come a visitin. We're a welcomin' All Go south from Chicago till all the cars are following at less than five foot . Turn off the paved road by the barn where Cindy Lou was deflowered. Keep going till you get to where the old oak tree used to be. Go left at green slime pond. Don't worry about crazy ol Pappy Silas less he has his gun. At the end of that road turn back to the way ya came. We'll be the 2nd still on the right.

How long is Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green?

Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green by Billy Bob Stromberg is 102 pages long, and a total of 25,704 words.

This makes it 34% the length of the average book. It also has 31% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 20 minutes to read Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green aloud.

What Reading Level is Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green?

Hillbilly Biodiesel Cheap, Easy and Green is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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