How Long to Read Pet, Pet, Slap

How Long Does it Take to Read Pet, Pet, Slap?

It takes the average reader to read Pet, Pet, Slap by Andrew Battershill

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Rocky meets Elmore Leonard meets Miranda July as Pillow Wilson, a past-his-prime boxer, trains for his last title shot. Shenanigans ensue. Having recently undergone an ethical awakening, Pillow has converted to veganism and is in the middle of trying to re-home his menagerie of exotic pets (including Jersey Joe the sloth and Rigoberto the shark) in humane animal shelters. His roommate, Sherlock Holmes, has recently faked his own death by waterfall and has now gone incognito and is Pillow's in-house doping expert. The thing is, Pillow doesn't feel all that motivated to train for his next big fight, and he's further distracted from his training when his car and pet shark mysteriously disappear. Luckily, Sherlock is a master of deduction. What follows is part underdog sports story, part work of Neozoological Surrealism, and part existential mystery novel.

How long is Pet, Pet, Slap?

Pet, Pet, Slap by Andrew Battershill is 0 pages long, and a total of 0 words.

This makes it 0% the length of the average book. It also has 0% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Pet, Pet, Slap Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes to read Pet, Pet, Slap aloud.

What Reading Level is Pet, Pet, Slap?

Pet, Pet, Slap is suitable for students ages 2 and up.

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