It takes the average reader 5 hours and 3 minutes to read The Adventures of the Posse of Little Horses by Oxbow Lake the 2nd
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Why read Oxbow Lakes award winning The Adventures of the Posse of Little Horses? Because its funny and dirty. . . in the classic literary sense of both these terms... thats why! If you're titillated by someone elses ox getting gored, this is the novel for you! Itll make your satirical funny bone twitch at someone elses expense. Hell, itll make all your funny bones twitch... provided you have them bones to twitch. -- Kramer Killread, The New Tampa Guide to Sane Automobile RepairRECENT WINNER OF SHIPWRECKPUBLICATIONS CORDIE, THE COSTA CONCORDIA ANNUAL AWARD FOR FRICTIONAL LITERARY EXCELLENCE Blackmail... Sex... Drugs... Tequila... Rock and Roll... and throw in a bunch of murders... Does it get any better? No! No! 4.99 to 13.95 times no! What exactly is a Posse of Little Horses? How did a bachelorette party scramble a young prospective brides mind? How did a bachelor party inadvertently create a new kind of tequila body slam with frightening consequences? Why did a Mexican drug cartel blackmail Jamie Steinkrauss rotund professorial father-in-law? Could it be a misguided attempt to get possession of the mountain chalet Jamie presented to his young bride on the eve of their wedding? Can detective Big Louie Fazzano unravel the mystery? Will Jamie and his Posse of Little Horses elude the cartels hit men as the posse flees west on Route 66 in a restored cherry red 58 Edsel convertible? Will the posses supply of Brand XXX Tequila last long enough to get them to California? What can modern psychiatry do to cure Jamies young bride of her obsession to give herself to black men whom she believes are Zulu warriors? Are we all doomed to repeat history on both sides of the law? To find the answers to these and other intriguing questions, youll have to buy this book! Neither you nor I will regret this purchase!
The Adventures of the Posse of Little Horses by Oxbow Lake the 2nd is 296 pages long, and a total of 75,776 words.
This makes it 100% the length of the average book. It also has 93% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 54 minutes to read The Adventures of the Posse of Little Horses aloud.
The Adventures of the Posse of Little Horses is suitable for students ages 12 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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