How Long to Read The Official Fart Alphabet

How Long Does it Take to Read The Official Fart Alphabet?

It takes the average reader to read The Official Fart Alphabet by Ralph Masiello

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

A is for anonymous (who's the one who farted?) B is for bloated (watch out...coming soon!) F IS FOR FLATULENCE and... H IS FOR HILARIOUS! You've never seen an ABC book like this before! It's the wickedest, wackiest alphabet ever, all centered around the sound and smell of that always uproarious, occasionally uncontrollable bodily function: the fart. Colorful classic cartoons--including an ever-present ominous green, gassy cloud--bring out all the entertaining fun of Left Cheek Squeak; Noxious (people wearing gas masks); and the Fart and Run Technique. And don't forget "S" for Silent But Deadly! It's even more side-splitting than a whoopee cushion. Just be glad there's no smell-o-vision, though!

How long is The Official Fart Alphabet?

The Official Fart Alphabet by Ralph Masiello is 0 pages long, and a total of 0 words.

This makes it 0% the length of the average book. It also has 0% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Official Fart Alphabet Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes to read The Official Fart Alphabet aloud.

What Reading Level is The Official Fart Alphabet?

The Official Fart Alphabet is suitable for students ages 2 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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