How Long to Read The Official Redneck Alphabet

How Long Does it Take to Read The Official Redneck Alphabet?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 22 minutes to read The Official Redneck Alphabet by Ralph Masiello

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

A is for Alphabet...because you probably need a refresher. If you're not laughing by the end of this book...well, you're probably slower than molasses on a cold day. Or maybe you're just as sharp as a cue ball. But the rest of us sure will find plenty of guffaws in this side-splittingly uproarious ABC, which takes comic aim at the redneck lifestyle. It's got 26 letters (yes, that's how many there are) worth of fun, all illustrated with hilarious cartoons of rednecks and their more refined and proper dogs. G is for grandmother (who's also your aunt and your sister). L is for Lottery-otherwise known as the redneck retirement plan. And V is for the velvet Elvis painting that probably hangs in your trailer. This'll be hotter than a mess of collard greens on the back burner of a $4 stove! And because we know how difficult the alphabet can be for those rednecks, we have several extra usages of the letters in the alphabet.

How long is The Official Redneck Alphabet?

The Official Redneck Alphabet by Ralph Masiello is 82 pages long, and a total of 20,664 words.

This makes it 28% the length of the average book. It also has 25% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Official Redneck Alphabet Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 52 minutes to read The Official Redneck Alphabet aloud.

What Reading Level is The Official Redneck Alphabet?

The Official Redneck Alphabet is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy The Official Redneck Alphabet?

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