How Long to Read Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room!

How Long Does it Take to Read Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room!?

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 49 minutes to read Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room! by Bob Schwartz

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Bob Schwartz reminds us of the necessity, no matter how harried or confusing things are, to appreciate the humor in the day-to-day nature of family life. Bob gives parents a reason to laugh as he navigates the unexpected twists and turns of parenthood every mom and dad has experienced - such as that feeling of panic when you hear the toilet being flushed and immediately followed by your child's less than reassuring yell of "Uh-oh!" Or the admonition to your five-year-old of, "No, you can't have the leftover cotton candy for breakfast, even if you do pour milk over it." Perhaps parents also need the reassurance that Bob offers. In looking back on his initial years of parenthood, Bob writes, "There was one word that sprang to mind - Naive. That's French for 'Buddy, you don't even have a clue.'" If you, like Bob, are entirely clueless at the beginning of parenthood, there's hope for the future. For while imparting crucial information to his children like "the shower curtain goes inside the bathtub; don't put marbles into the garbage disposal, and it's not a great idea to see how many peas you can stick up your nose," Bob did learn things like how to navigate the challenging world of school carpool pickup without infuriating the power hungry fifth grade Safety Patrol. And you, like Bob, might also make some headway with the linguistic parental challenge of cracking the grunt communication code of teenagers. Bob Schwartz tackles these problems and more. He tells us that the purpose of his essays is to have us embrace the humor of parenthood and the fun of family life. "Let laughter be the fuel for this thrilling, and yes indeed, sometimes pandemonium-producing journey." Book jacket.

How long is Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room!?

Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room! by Bob Schwartz is 344 pages long, and a total of 87,376 words.

This makes it 116% the length of the average book. It also has 107% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room! Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 7 hours and 57 minutes to read Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room! aloud.

What Reading Level is Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room!?

Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room! is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room!?

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