How Long to Read You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

How Long Does it Take to Read You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 22 minutes to read You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! Complete with a...

How long is You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning?

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark is 256 pages long, and a total of 65,536 words.

This makes it 86% the length of the average book. It also has 80% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 58 minutes to read You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning aloud.

What Reading Level is You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning?

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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