How Long to Read Die Empty

How Long Does it Take to Read Die Empty?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 3 minutes to read Die Empty by Kirk Jones

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

middle age n. 1. Spending one year's disposable income on vinyl figures, only to realize a complete He-Man collection isn't going to make your current life any better. Beast Man and Cyclops don't give a fuck about you or your failing marriage. 2. Resolving to die empty and alone. 3. Death showing up at your office door in need of a vacation. 4. Designing goods for Death that inspire consumer-driven fatalities-faulty steering mechanisms, toxic dishwasher detergent inserts that look like jumbo fruit snacks-anything that will help tip people over the edge before Death has to pursue them. 5. Waking to find your house chock-full of the merchandise you created, merchandise designed to kill. Now everything from pouring your cereal to activating your car's cigarette lighter has become a death trap. Yet as your world falls apart, no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to fucking die.

How long is Die Empty?

Die Empty by Kirk Jones is 178 pages long, and a total of 45,924 words.

This makes it 60% the length of the average book. It also has 56% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Die Empty Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 10 minutes to read Die Empty aloud.

What Reading Level is Die Empty?

Die Empty is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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