How Long to Read Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals

How Long Does it Take to Read Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 32 minutes to read Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals by Kirk Jones

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Reborn as an oozing humanoid composed of vitreous humor after a sudden death via a disembodied hand and a wood chipper, Gary Olstrom found no difficulty in saying goodbye to the life he once knew. After all, he had become quite adept at saying goodbye, to his right arm in a hardware store accident at eight, to his parents in a fiery car crash, to his right leg in a factory mishap, and to the only person who ever tried to help him in an untimely bus collision. What he never prepared for was saying goodbye to misfortune, until he found Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals. Therein, Gary...

How long is Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals?

Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals by Kirk Jones is 92 pages long, and a total of 23,184 words.

This makes it 31% the length of the average book. It also has 28% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 6 minutes to read Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals aloud.

What Reading Level is Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals?

Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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