How Long to Read Journey to Abortosphere

How Long Does it Take to Read Journey to Abortosphere?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 13 minutes to read Journey to Abortosphere by Kirk Jones

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Kirk Jones opened our eyes to the wonders of having sex with couches in his first book. But in JOURNEY TO ABORTOSPHERE, he's turned objectophilia into a goddamn art form. Jones ranks among the more cerebral Bizarro authors like D. Harlan Wilson, but he also dares to go places others don't. JOURNEY TO ABORTOSPHERE contains substance, in addition to time travel and CIA agents grown in test tubes and giant iron attack fetuses. It's everything you could hope for from a Bizarro book." - Steve Lowe, author of KING OF THE PERVERTS and YOU ARE SLOTH! Touch-holes are sprouting like dandelions in Poughkeepsie, New York. All of them exude the aura of eras past. Only Melissa the gluteomancer has the ability to read the puckering orifi as a diviner reads tea leaves. If she properly interprets the ebb and flow of gluteal hair parting between her fingers, she and her partner - Ed, the animist with a shoehorn fixation - can find their way out of the cosmic toilet bowl for God's failed creations: the Abortosphere. But before they escape, there's a twelve-ton iron fetus to contend with. Will they get out alive, or will the heavy metal baby with a steel wool bottom, serrated fingertips, and wormhole eyes blot them out of existence for good?

How long is Journey to Abortosphere?

Journey to Abortosphere by Kirk Jones is 132 pages long, and a total of 33,264 words.

This makes it 45% the length of the average book. It also has 41% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Journey to Abortosphere Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 1 minute to read Journey to Abortosphere aloud.

What Reading Level is Journey to Abortosphere?

Journey to Abortosphere is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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