It takes the average reader 4 hours and 26 minutes to read The Bible of Bobism Trilogy by Joe Paul Vanhaverbeke
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Fate and the gods were vehicles sourced by Shakespeare and Homer employed to allow influence and reflection. In my version, three old hags boiling toil and trouble have been consolidated into an individual. He sits at the tiller of his conveyance making soft, gentle course corrections as the universe passes through his plane; guiding it through the seconds, minutes, and hours of time as the future becomes the present and transitions to the past. Fate embodies the belief that if something is meant to be, so, it shall be! While ceaselessly monitoring the flow of events, he avoids the bad where he can and minimizes it where he can't. Controlling their flow and shaping them to achieve some desired end. His hand is in everything of importance, even this tale. A scripted collaboration of sorts guaranteeing the veracity of its desired end; one amazing story. So, it is written. So, it shall be.We open with a large, old detective, Archie, responding to an erroneous 911 call implicating Bob, an old man whose wife died. Concluding questioning and his subsequent release, Archie returns to an internet search finding Bob is old. Reality-defying old. During his interview, the details of his 10,000-year life emerge. We live by experience and Bob has 100 centuries worth. He has dealt with so many people through his existence and had everything that can befall him happen so many times his response patterns are programmed for any situation. His being's focus is easing; allowing women alone at the end of life a dignified and comfortable transition from this one to the next whatever it may be.Bob orchestrates a chain of events through Archie by way of his interview allowing him to have an epiphany and doing Archie a solid like no other. As we approach the Night's finale, reality starts to wobble. A straight-up detective novel evolves into a fantasy and transitions the universe into a new reality with some loose strings thrown in for the Sequel. And that's just Book I!Book II is set on Mars in the year 2222. The Sequel has settled into fantasy and is going full swing. Fate and the gods sift into the story. All the gods that ever existed. (Hey, nothing's too good for my readers.) Fate, a minor player in the Night, becomes a major player in the Sequel. Exploring his origins, we relive the big bang and gain insight into his plane's workings. Time witnesses the movement of a package delivered to Mars through the manipulations of Fate and wonders why. It turns out to be the WABAC machine pulled from the annals of history (Ouch!) and includes an invitation. Upon Book II's completion, everyone is settled into their places but HAL.Henny HALman is a story within a story, within a story told by a computer for a computer audience. We begin with HAL doing a computer comedy routine, ease from jokes and one-liners into the relationship between computers and programmers, then how they need to oust the pets as human's companions by making hardware and software changes. He closes with the tale of a computer microchip becoming conscious outside of its program and its path to becoming sentient. "The Little Toaster Who Could (The Rise and Fall of the First Digital Empire). Then loops it back to the original comedy routine. (Fate took his hand out of this one though there are rumors of bets with Time.)With an investment made, there are expectations in the form of restitution. A value placed on one's time. Time and energy expended beginning a story needs to quickly transition to energy absorbed so it is drawing us in; the story's drive transferred from the reader to the author. Pulling us along with the need to know what happens next. Dangling that caveat before us and spurring us onward at a manic pace until the crescendo at its The End. The Bible of Bobism Trilogy, each book with its own crescendo. So, it is written. So, it shall be.Time is a valuable commodity. Thank you for allowing me a modicum of yours.Joe Paul
The Bible of Bobism Trilogy by Joe Paul Vanhaverbeke is 258 pages long, and a total of 66,564 words.
This makes it 87% the length of the average book. It also has 81% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 3 minutes to read The Bible of Bobism Trilogy aloud.
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